What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?